i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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