New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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