we have pet lesbian snakes
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
our cab driver is having phone sex.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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