if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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