WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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