I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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