On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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