I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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