We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
