That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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