Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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