she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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