dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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