is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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