Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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