"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You just made me feel so damn special
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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