Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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