this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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