i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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