Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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