You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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