your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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