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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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