Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Vodka?
Forever.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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