11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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