Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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