we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
