my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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