You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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