if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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