i permit you to call me
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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