you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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