Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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