Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex

(404): View more from Georgia

Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut

(770): View more from Georgia

Fuck. Wron person. But yea

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(504): View more from Louisiana

He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone

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(512): View more from Texas

I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.

(573): View more from Missouri

Successful day.

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(586): View more from Michigan

i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..

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(361): View more from Texas

Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".

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(402): View more from Nebraska

We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."

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(914): View more from New York

I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.

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(805): View more from California

Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?

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