Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Randomize
