I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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