You're my little dorito
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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