if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
So much rum. So many feels.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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