So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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