now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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