Do you still have your period?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i think i just naturally attract stoners
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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