Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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