Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
