that's an acceptable place to lick
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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