is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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