Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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