Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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