Just mADE A PArabola og urine
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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