whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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