i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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