Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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