I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
