This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
