weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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