I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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