The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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