You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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