your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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